Unfinished Dad

Play-Doh!

You are stupid.  Don't worry, I am too.  Yesterday I made Play-Doh! with the kids and had one of those "how will we survive after the apocalypse" moments.  You know, how are we going to continue doing all the important things that man has learned throughout history?

The List:

3 Cups Flour

1.5 Cups Salt

3 Tbs. Alum

3 Cups Water

3 Tbs. Oil

Food Coloring (you'll need a whole dropper full per batch)

Mix all of the dry ingredients in a large bowl.

Boil the water and add the oil.

Pour the water in the bowl.

Make your kid add the dye.

Stir it...

Squeeze it...

And you get this!

Kidding! You get this. 

And that's it. Post apocolyptic science questions answered.

Tested: Blackberry Storm Gel Lens

Tested: Blackberry Storm Gel Lens, originally uploaded by unfinished dad.

I went out and had the new Blackberry Storm Gel Lens installed in my phone Tilda smeared chewed up goldfish all over my phone, including the camera lens, and the results are stunning. Annie, of course, was the perfect subject in her size-too-small boots, mother's scarf, and IKEA birthday cake hat.

The Statue Of, Uh, David?

The Statue Of, Uh, David?, originally uploaded by unfinished dad.

Sure they're lucky to have me staying home with them, but unless they find a more suitable teacher, artists they will never be. And yes, that is hair on the top of his head. And a unibrow. But no hands, I guess.