I Have Enough Chores Already or Please Don't Forward This To My Wife

This guy is killing me.  The below link is just a snippet of how an at home dad's complicated life grows more so by the day.

Since she is “handling certain areas of the relationship” like making most of the money, he said, “you’ve got to handle your business.” By “business,” Hayes means sex. “You’ve got to be creative. You’ve got to be good!"